Jake of the Web

Speak into this application, and it will transcribe and translate what you say into any of a dozen languages, as well as from those same languages back into english. Currently for The Droid only.

http://www.androlib.com/android.application.info-fidogames-apps-talktome-zwnB.aspx

Recommended by James Snyder

Someone writes the film descriptions for Comcast On Demand movies. That someone drinks to excess.














http://wtfcomcast.tumblr.com/

Recommended by Kerry

A woman crying at the end of Return of the Jedi. And her devious husband who films it.



Recommended by Kerry

Another delightfully simple site, where there is a single red button for you to push when somebody gets, uh, burned (in a metaphorical way).

http://buuurn.com/

Recommended by Pete

I have to admit: I initially thought this was a crude animation (the Guitar Hero part, at least. The rest of the Christmas lighting around the house is worth a once over on its own merit) and not truly a game being played. In some of the wide shots, however, it becomes apparent there is a TV out in the driveway that is part of the setup actually generating a playable game on their garage door.

It gets less annoying around 1:00, it's worth the wait.

The amazing thing about this to me is that it's literally a 'real-time' performance with strategically placed microphones and cameras.

Bonus points for the guy at the mixer bobbing his head like he's a DJ.

If there are two constants on my site, they are Star Wars and doggies. 'Nuf said.

The voicework in this is fantastic, and they made me laugh out loud more than once.

http://www.officegamespot.com/officegames/appleshooter.htm

Recommended by Zac Mason

Wait for it.



Recommended by Nick Bowyer

Scary, weird or funny looking Santas - and lots of crying kids.




Santa masks are NOT OK!


A face tattoo? Really? That's it. No more santa visits at Big Lots.


This looks like a scene from a Japanese monster movie.


Please see picture #2 above.


The sunglasses indoors seal the deal.


This santa is fine. It's the kid who is sketchy.


This kid is practically in a body cast. WTF?
Also, the 'santa' in this pic is clearly named 'Sid'.

http://www.sketchysantas.com/
Recommended by John Stewart

These have been around a few weeks, but are too classic to not at least mention. If Star Wars characters used Facebook:



http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794889
Recommended by Ben, aka Sport Intern

For the less initiated friends of yours who think that you are the best at finding things online, show them who does all the heavy lifting.

http://lmgtfy.com/

Recommended by John Stewart

I can never get enough of these.

James Lipton is starring in a series of commercials encouraging discretion when it comes to text messages. He sets up each spot with a person being tempted to forward or send a viscous text message, at which point Lipton removes his beard and places it on the face of the protagonist, apparently granting them his own capacity and foresight.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35179715

16 incredible hi-magnification photos of snow flakes.






http://www.treehugger.com/galleries/2009/12/the-unbelievable-world-of-snowflakes.php?page=1

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/12/be-goodor-else.html

A Santa in Brazil catches on fire and burns to the ground.





http://izismile.com/2009/11/27/giant_santa_on_fire_9_pics.html

This kitteh is dedicated to Angie.

Gonzo, Animal, The Manah Manah guy, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, and a ton more muppets singing together on Queen's classic.



Recommended by Daniel Walker

Kung-Fu Fighting

An X-Ray Hand Turkey

A Five Wolf Moon

Gandalf fighting the Balrog

An AT-AT Walker
http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_95_25-hand-print-art-projects-way-more-badass-than-turkey_p25
Recommended by Atropos

Go to Google, type in "Where is Chuck Norris" and hit "Feeling Lucky".

Recommended by Cole Helm

"Saviors of the Lost Ark"



"Creationist Christmas" where the Nativity is interrupted by dinosaurs.



A Pirate Christmas



A Pokemon Christmas



and others...

http://www.etsy.com/search_results_shop.php?search_type=user_shop_ttt_id_5108187&search_query=not-right-nativity
Recommended by Kerry

Printable wrapping paper. A perfect way to have lower quality wrapping paper at a higher per-quare inch price. But, if you need it, you need it...

http://www.familyshoppingbag.com/wrapping_paper.htm
http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art59780.asp
Recommended by Chris Brooks

The premise here is essentially the 'Headlines' segment of Jay Leno's show. Bad, funny, or messed up headlines, other bits of news and ads:

















Historic flubs:







http://probablybadnews.com/
Recommended by Heather Henderson

Unfunny, serious, or dark humor movie scenes with a laugh track added - unnecessarily. Many have NSFW audio, so I've put the ones with safe audio here.







http://glamour-news.blogspot.com/2009/10/10-funniest-unfunny-movie-scenes-with.html

Recommended by Atropos

This is for Jason & Amy, whose Australian Shepherd was similarly herding us on our last hike.

Certified 100% real - non-manipulated footage.

I still think this Hitler rant meme is funny, and so we continue...

I wish I had been there in person. The real action starts at about 1:15.



via Boing Boing

Safer Communities Together

Many of you may have seen this video floating around Facebook the last week:



Although it's humorous, I did not post it here because the joke was just too easy. "Woah, that guy is drunk!"

I've found the Better "Drunkest Guy Ever" - someone has made it into a silent film! I think you'll agree, this is the purpose for which the drunk footage was divinely intended.

Steakhouse or Gay Bar?



Fun Theory
Tricking people into being healthy?


Klenginem - The Klingon Rapper
Rapping in Klingon.



Eye Candy
Very trippy.



Laser-Cut art made out of paper currency.




iNudge
Create your own digital music in under a minute.


Mortal Kombat vs. Donkey Kong
Ready... FIGHT!

On this site, anybody can make music. Click on any of the 1/4 inch squares on this page. Each square represents a note in a repeating 5 second loop. There are several 'tabs' that you can switch between for different sounds, including a set of drums. Really, just click around a bit and you can easily have a decent-sounding (electronic) song in about a minute.


http://inudge.net/index.en.html

Recommended by Jason Rushton

Art made out of laser-cut paper currency.








http://www.toxel.com/inspiration/2009/09/24/laser-cut-dollar-bill-art/