Jake of the Web

"I am better than your kids": A man who (astutely) has pointed out that he could draw way better pictures than the children of his coworkers. In fact, he can run faster, do math better, and draw better pictures than any child out there. As such, he has taken upon himself the selfless task of critiquing and grading the artwork of children. And you thought Simon Cowell was shooting fish in a barrel:


"You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor. F"



"Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F"


"That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F"

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