Jake of the Web

Instructional pictures off of the War-on-terror-preparedness website ready.gov with hilarious new explanations for the ambiguous images, leading to such classics as:


"That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there."


"Your respiratory and digestive systems are optional. Cast them aside if you feel you no longer need them."


"After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head."


"Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds."

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