Jake of the Web

For Gina: How To Be Lazy.

Highlights:
"Never do anything. If you wait around long enough, someone else will do it."
"If something is not in your reach, you don't need it..."
"Sleep as much as you can. Contrary to common sense and popular belief, sleeping is very productive."

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