Tuesday, February 9, 2010
People make mistakes. Smart people learn from the mistakes of others. This site allows people to share their mistakes in the hopes that others will not follow in their footsteps of fail.
Similar to previous sites F My Life and Texts From Last Night, but with a style all its own.
-Always make sure that that’s really coffee in the coffee can, not finely-ground black pepper. #LFMF.
-The warning on laser pointers about not pointing them in your eyes? It’s not just them making up a warning to keep from getting sued. #LFMF
-When googling images of sharks for a project make sure you don’t accidentally type “shart”. #LFMF
-Never assume that your cat knows the difference between her litter tray and the large, square pan of fruit crumble you’ve left cooling on the worktop. #LFMF.
-Do not tell your four-year-old she can get a chinchilla if she saves her allowance for it. At age 5 1/2 you will be handed a bag of money and be called out on your promise. #LFMF
-If you are drunk, no matter how hungry you think you may be, 6 double cheeseburgers are too many cheeseburgers. #LFMF
-Joining the military is not the best way to meet girls. #LFMF
-Never, never put bubble bath in a hottub with jets. #LFMF
-My boss just asked me what I was working on, and I said “Nothing.” #LFMF
-Trust expiration dates. If not on milk, at least on condoms. #LFMF
-I locked myself out of my car… While it was running… In the Taco Bell drive-thru. #LFMF
-It’s possible to walk faster than an automatic sliding door can open. #LFMF
-Don’t get so drunk at Christmas that you start opening other people’s presents. #LFMF
-“A little too buzzed to make out the speed limit sign” is not a good excuse to use. #LFMF
-Using soap to clean your contact lenses is never a good idea. #LFMF
http://learnfrommyfail.com/
Recommended by Emily Johnson
The video looks terrible, but the audio is what counts.
What was the number one song on the day you were born?
Select month, then date, and you will be treated to the #1 song in America for each year back to, in some cases, the 1800s!
http://joshhosler.biz/NumberOneInHistory/SelectMonth.htm
Window washer works smarter, not harder.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Just think, if he drove a car, he wouldn't have the extra time or materials to make these. Public transit shows us the way once again!
http://www.hubertdelartigue.com/pp_falcon_01.html
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Just about every cute animal video out there has been given the treatment by these guys of using special effects software to make the animal "explode":
The sleepwalking dog! (Remade in claymation because the owner of the dog objected to her dog blowing up):
Recommended by Dan Jolley
A weatherman brags on-air about his, um, physical prowess - stating the 9" of snow from the night before was "almost as big as me".
"Jimmy, this gift you made me for father's day makes me sorry I ever adopted you as my son. I'll have to destroy it to teach you a lesson!"
After romancing Miss Marie, she asks him in bed: "Do you love me?" to which Superman replies "Well, it's a meaningless question, but I suppose not."
"I'll tell you why I'll never marry you, Lana, or you, Lois! Who wants a wife so stupid she doesn't realize I'm Superman when I take of my Clark Kent glasses?"
"My trick worked! I made Lois think Clark Kent drowned himself because of her. Now the plot thickens!"
Or Superman making out with a woman as she sits on Lois Lane's gravestone.
Star Wars vs. Star Trek. A pretty impressive fan film that pits Star Wars' floating letters against the enterprise, and even includes the Wilhelm Scream!
Weird site of the week: Tom Selleck. In front of waterfalls. With sandwiches.
Yeah, so... this guy really likes rollerblades and is posting new pictures and videos every day of people using them. Mostly dated 90s-looking pictures, though.
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