Jake of the Web

People make mistakes. Smart people learn from the mistakes of others. This site allows people to share their mistakes in the hopes that others will not follow in their footsteps of fail.
Similar to previous sites F My Life and Texts From Last Night, but with a style all its own.

-Always make sure that that’s really coffee in the coffee can, not finely-ground black pepper. #LFMF.
-The warning on laser pointers about not pointing them in your eyes? It’s not just them making up a warning to keep from getting sued. #LFMF
-When googling images of sharks for a project make sure you don’t accidentally type “shart”. #LFMF
-Never assume that your cat knows the difference between her litter tray and the large, square pan of fruit crumble you’ve left cooling on the worktop. #LFMF.
-Do not tell your four-year-old she can get a chinchilla if she saves her allowance for it. At age 5 1/2 you will be handed a bag of money and be called out on your promise. #LFMF
-If you are drunk, no matter how hungry you think you may be, 6 double cheeseburgers are too many cheeseburgers. #LFMF
-Joining the military is not the best way to meet girls. #LFMF
-Never, never put bubble bath in a hottub with jets. #LFMF
-My boss just asked me what I was working on, and I said “Nothing.” #LFMF
-Trust expiration dates. If not on milk, at least on condoms. #LFMF
-I locked myself out of my car… While it was running… In the Taco Bell drive-thru. #LFMF
-It’s possible to walk faster than an automatic sliding door can open. #LFMF
-Don’t get so drunk at Christmas that you start opening other people’s presents. #LFMF
-“A little too buzzed to make out the speed limit sign” is not a good excuse to use. #LFMF
-Using soap to clean your contact lenses is never a good idea. #LFMF

http://learnfrommyfail.com/
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