Jake of the Web

Are you man enough for this car? Forged by ninjas in the distant mountains of Japan? This is my nominee for best car ad ever.

An excerpt:

"This sexy brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 255 HP rotary engine to outrun the cops. It has special blood / gore resistant tan leather upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you are operating on yourself."




Thanks to James Snyder for the link!