Jake of the Web

Hilarious photos and video of things just not working out right:


Video of a semi-truck pulling away from a loading dock with the back open and all of the contents spilling everywhere.


Someone missing a windshield wiper has replaced it with a dish sponge. At least the abrasive side is 'up.'


A video of a cop tazing himself at a traffic stop.


"Hands on History" display with added sign: "Please do not touch"


Ice Cream flavor 'Viagra'


"Little Angel" Razor blades in adorable packaging with hearts and flowers


Someone who taped change on to a letter because they didn't have time to buy a stamp - plus "5 cents for your troubles"


The weather forecast that called for a low of 42 and a high of 5660


A video of a firetruck getting t-boned by another firetruck at an intersection

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Repulsive, yet somehow adorable and endearing. These are pictures taken of dogs while they are upside-down, with the image later set right-side up to reveal how weird dogs look when all the loose skin on their face is hanging in the wrong direction. Somehow, these pictures just make me happy. Also, a lot of them look like Sigourney Weaver's character on Ghostbusters after she's tuned into that demon dog: THERE IS NO DANA, ONLY ZUUL!


















http://upsidedowndogs.com/

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http://www.subversivecrossstitch.com/
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Actual cross-stitches with less than traditional exclamations on them:



'Happy F*cking Holidays'


'Truthiness' adorned with an eagle


'Babies Suck'



'Don't make me cut you'



'Bite Me'



'People are cattle'



'Go F*ck Yourself'


You can enjoy the apathy from afar, or join in by purchasing a pattern or a complete kit and create one of your own.

Add your own text to a John McCain logo. Any text you want. Here's some of mine:








http://johnmccainisyournewlogo.com/

WARNING: AUDIO IS NSFW. A cop's car didn't quite make it into 'Park' and starts rolling away as the cop is talking with the person he pulled over. The cruiser's dashcam gets a perfect shot of the cops initial reaction as well as him chasing after the car, cursing, as the car gains speed. No one is hurt, fyi.

Slow-motion video of people getting punched - usually while distracted. Smoking, drinking water, blowing bubbles, or talking on a cell phone; they never see it coming. Which is funny, because the guy punching them is slow as hell about getting there. My favorite is the smoking guy getting punched in the jaw and the smoke that puffs out of his mouth after he gets hit. Also, the guy with the water bottle whose head gets punched away, but the bottle stays in the same place, pouring out all over him.

I would seriously not post this if I thought the squirrels were actually getting hurt from this. Enjoy.

Good launch

Powerful liftoff

10 greatest misspelled tattoos. Here's a few:


"I'm Awsome"


"Tomarrow Never Knows"


"It's not the cards your delt in life: It's how you play them." Depicting burning face cards that also have missing jigsaw pieces from them.


I like the guy in Beijing with the tattoo: "Frunk" which he believes to mean "old soul with young spirit". I'd love to see the correct translations for all of the foreign language tattoos various white guys have on their backs or arms that supposedly mean "warrior" or "brother" or "fights with broken bottle".



Sadly, some tattoos depicting actual people don't always make the leap from attractive photo to attractive tattoo.

http://thelmagazine.com/lmag_blog/blog/post__07160808.cfm

Ninja Cat! This cat is very curious about the camera, but only moves towards it when we are not looking.



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A 16 month(!) 2009 calendar featuring graduates from the Clown Conservatory Class of '08. All net profits go toward seeking cures and treatments of MS.

Real Clowns. Real Naked. Really against Multiple Sclerosis.

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Bad uses of Photoshop in ads, news stories and even Google Earth. Things that are just too perfect - or too weird - to be real, and have clearly been digitally manipulated:

- Movie covers with faces awkwardly plastered onto bodies, with actors ultimately striking impossible poses:


- The 'Home for Sale' ad where the only green portion of the lawn has been copied and digitally spread all over the front yard:


- The Google Earth image where a patch of trees has clearly been copied and duplicated to cover up... something...


- Models with curiously long or short limbs, missing jaws(!) or limbs simply jutting out of the incorrect part of their body:


- Famous faces pasted onto the packaging of foreign products:
"I'm Jennifer Aniston, and I approve these pantyhose."


- Not surprisingly, there are a lot of sultry-looking women online and in magazines who have been 'slenderized' using photo manipulation. Distortion of the background makes it painfully clear there is some dishonesty going on here.



- Even an Iranian press release showing the firing of missiles had been Photoshopped to include more missiles in a simultaneous launch than were really there:

Chuck Heston mini-Photoshop Disasters

Web exclusive of Ron Burgendy interviewing Tom Brokaw, recalling bee-bee gun wars with Morley Safer and topless snowmobile rides with Diane Sawyer. Ron also saves Tom from a ninja attack.

Add cowbell to (most) any song. You can decide how much cowbell to add, and whether or not to add quotes from the SNL 'More Cowbell' sketch.

Is that girl in the barrell or behind the barrel? Is that kid in that car trunk or behind the car? Really pointless - mostly because I'm usually wrong and it infuriates me.





http://www.inorbehind.com/