Jake of the Web

Full disclosure: I loved Full House as a kid and probably passed up much cooler early-90s past times like street football, fly fishing and inventing Grunge in the name of watching these little ragamuffins and their "three dads" try their best.

Of course, this was all before the Olsen Twins went from "every guy in North America counting down to their 18th birthday" to "the world's youngest creepy old ladies", before Jodie Sweetin developed breasts and a meth addiction, and before Candice Cameron, uh, became Kirk Cameron's little sister. They were simpler times.

To provide context for the 25-and-under crowd, here's an authentic opening to the show:



Now watch the far superior alternate: