Jake of the Web

"That's what she said." The best I can tell, this is a list of "That's what she said" jokes that were thought of in the spur of the moment and then compiled by a group of friends since 2005.

"Do you want to do it against the dumpster?"
- Mark trying to help someone gain balance on a unicycle.

"What you need is a purple-headed mushroom with red dots."
- Drew in a conversation about Super Mario Brothers.

"Six inches is all I can handle."
- Steve not wanting a footlong sub from Blimpie.

"It not that it tastes bad, it just feels wrong."
- Mark talking about his pineapple soda float.

"Wanna grab mine too?"
- Mike asking Mark to get a document from the printer.

"Looks like I had a rough week on my knees."
- Amy speaking of the holes forming in her jeans.

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