Jake of the Web

Breakup stories or messages to exes. Some are sad, some are hilarious, some are gross, but all are a good read:

]"I want a divorce."
}}"You can't have one my dear love."
Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab

Abort, retry, fail…
Do you want to continue?
Ctrl-Alt-Del

redness and itching
as I leave I take your friends
crabs should not be pets

your teeth always scraped
your hygeine deplorable
get the hell out now

I never loved you
Sleeping next to you was nice
hookers are cheaper

You have a nice ass
But you can't talk to an ass
You are behind me

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